A young couple were waiting impatiently to leave on their first vacation since the baby was born but the woman's aunt, who would be babysitting was thirty minutes late. The young woman called her elderly aunt to find out what was going on, and the old woman apologized for her forgetfulness, and said she'd speed right over.

Since the aunt was only a couple miles away, the couple decided they'd go ahead and go rather than wait for her and risk missing their flight. Two weeks later when the couple returned they were horrified to find the baby still in it's high-chair where they'd left it, except now it was dead and bloated, covered with flies. The aunt really had sped, and unfortunatly crashed and died before she made it over.

A young couple were driving down the highway one day and decided it was time to switch drivers. As they changed places they left their infant child on the roof of the car and drove off.

Two guys saw a kid fishing at a lake one day. One of them asked if the fish were biting and the kid replied with an annoyed look on his face: "No, but the worms are!" Surprised and amused, the men laughed and went on.

On the way back they were even more surprised when they saw the boy was slumped over his fishing pole, dead, his "can of worms" was filled with baby water moccasins.

Mr Rogers, of the children's television show Mr Rogers' Neighborhood, was a highly decorated sniper in the Korean war. He wore sweaters on his show to hide all the tattoos he got while in the military.

Singer John Denver was a highly decorated sniper in Vietnam.

Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the moon is perfectly in sync with The Wizard of Oz.

"Speak to Me/Breath":
During the line "Don't be afraid to care," Dorothy caresses a chick. Auntie Em, annoyed with Dorothy, takes the chick out of Dorothy's hands and puts it back in the cage.

When you hear "Look around," Dorothy turns away from Auntie Em and Uncle Henry, and when you hear "Choose your own ground" she walks away from them.

When you hear "And all you touch and all you see," Dorothy touches Hunk (who reappears as the scarecrow in Oz). This theme is restated in "Eclipse" but during that song Dorothy touches the Tin Woodsman in an effort to free him.

Hunk accidentally hits his hand with the hammer during the line "When at last the work is done". The work isn't actually done—he just stops working.

At the end of "Breathe", Dorothy does a balancing act on the fence. She extends her arms as though she is trying to fly when you hear "How you fly." She maintains her balance during the line "balanced on the biggest wave," but falls at the end of the song after the line "race towards an early grave."

A small child was abducted at Disneyworld. The distraught parents are taken to a surveillance room filled with monitors to look for the child. Almost at the point of giving up, the mother reconizes the childs shoes when a strange woman attempts to leave the park. The reason the shoes were all that were recognized is the childs hair had been cut and dyed, and she'd been dressed as a little boy.

Often takes place at a supermarket or some other theme park, seen on an early episode of CSI

Two girls discussing babysitting on a bus are overheard talking about the stresses of crying babies. One explains to the other, "I just stick his head in the oven, turn on the gas for a few minutes, and he dozes right off!"

When a little girl's cat had kittens they disappeared after a couple of days, she asked her mother what happened to them and her mother said "God took them." Months later the cat again had a litter of kittens. Her mother sent her out to run some errands, but before she left she wanted to play with the kittens again. She heard her father coming carrying a bucket and hid from him. She watched while her father put the kittens in a sack and drowned them in the bucket. Later the girl again asked her mother what happened to the kittens. Her mother said "God took them."

Several days later the mother asked the girl to watch her brother in the bath tub while she answered the phone. The mother screamed when she came into the bathroom after a few minutes. The girl told her "God took him."

A young couple had to resort to a new babysitter one night because their regular sitter was ill. The girl came highly recommended, but the couple were a little put off when she arrived and they discovered she was a hippie. Being a young and open minded couple, they decided to go ahead on to the theater, but would call and check on the baby and the sitter during intermission.

When they called the sitter told the woman everything was "groovy" and she'd even stuffed and roasted the turkey for a nice dinner. The woman told her husband and it occurred to her that she didn't think they'd had a turkey. When they got home, they were shocked to find the babysitter lying on the floor staring blankly into space, tripped out on acid or something. They panicked and looked all over for the baby, but it was nowhere to be found until they came upon it in the kitchen, roasted and partially eaten, filled with stuffing, wrapped in foil.

L. Ron Hubbard founded The Church of Scientology after someone bet him he couldn't start his own religion.

Phil Collins' song In the Air Tonight is about witnessing his brother's drowning.

Phil Collins' song In the Air Tonight is about a man who witnessed a drowning but didn't help, after hearing the song the witness committed suicide.

Phil Collins' song In the Air Tonight is about the man who raped Phil's wife.

Phil has clarified in many interviews that the song is about his ex-wife leaving him.

A couple with children were trying out a new babysitter. About an hour after they left for a night on the town, they realized they had forgotten to give her their cell phone number, so one of them called her.

After she wrote down the number, the babysitter asked if she could watch satellite TV in their bedroom. She had just put the children to bed and wanted to watch a particular show. (The parents didn't want their children watching too much garbage, so the living room TV did not have satellite channels.) Well of course she could watch TV in their room, they replied. The babysitter had one other request: could she put a sheet or blanket over the clown statue that was in the bedroom? It kind of made her nervous.

Take the children and go to the neighbors, said the parent. We don't have a clown statue, we'll call the police. The police caught the clown as he was running through the neighborhood.

Sometimes the clown is described as "little" and turns out to be a schizophrenic little person, and sometimes it's the kids that are spooked by the "statue".

The Ohio Players' song Love Rollercoaster contains the scream of a woman being murdered.

A young girl watched her mother scold her younger brother for again wetting his pants by yelling that the next time it happened she was going to "cut it off!"

A few days later the mother returned from shopping to find her daughter waiting at the door with a bloody kitchen knife, she said "Timmy wet his pants, but don't worry it won't happen again 'cause I did just like you said."

Bill Cosby was doing some lawn work at his new Beverly Hills home and a car pulled up and the woman inside asked him how much he charged. He paused and the woman repeated "How much does the lady of the house pay you, my good man?" Bill replied "She doesn't pay me anything, she just lets me sleep with her every night."

A man was so excited to tell his wife about his new promotion that he drove his car right up to his front door, through a large pile of leaves they'd raked up the day before. He told his wife the good news and after some congratulations he asked where their son was. "He's playing outside in a fortress built of leaves."

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A woman was giving her daughter a bath while her 3 year old son was supposed to be watching her infant. The boy found the soft spot on the baby's head and pushed, and pressed his finger into the child's brain and killed it.

Horrified the boy ran out of the house and into the street where he was hit by an oncoming truck. The woman ran outside to see what was going on, after her hysterical reaction she discovered that the daughter had drowned in the bathtub.

Many children have been seriously injured by razor blades stuck to the walls of waterslides with bubble gum.